10 Ways You Know Your Child Will Grow Up to Be a Microsoft Employee

Every Windows Lovers and tech geeks will have a desire or wish to see their child working in Microsoft as an Employee. So here are 10 signs which shows that when your child will grow up he/she will be a Microsoft Windows Employee. With the brilliant contribution of @brandonleblanc and @benthepcguy the list of 10 ways to know whether your child will grow up to be a Microsoft Employee:

  1.  They prefer Windows.com to Disney.com.
  2.  They dress their Xbox avatars better than they dress themselves in real life.
  3.  They make PowerPoint presentations to show their friends their new toys.
  4.  As a baby, they prefer a Microsoft Arc Touch Mouse over their bottle. (It’s bendy!)
  5.  They like Internet Explorer over Dora the Explorer.
  6.  Play dates take place via Messenger video chat on their PC.
  7.  You have to put the Windows Start sound on repeat to put them to sleep.
  8.  They walk around the house shouting “Developers! Developers! Developers!”
  9.  They Bing their math homework instead of using a calculator.
  10.  They changed your Windows 7 theme to Justin Bieber.

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  • Bijal Mehta

    10th point is random.

  • Arvind

    Yes 10th one is random. It just means they use themepacks to show their interests or favorites.